Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 1991
Transcript:
Peter Jennings: For more on the Gulf crisis, let's go to Roland Hedley. Roland: Peter, here at the King Khalid country club, life goes on... Peter Jennings: Excuse me, Roland, but we thought you were at the front.... Roland: And so I would be, Peter, if not for the army's outrageous physical fitness test for the press pool...so now I'm at a club full of spoiled Saudi yuppies, instead of with our troops on the front lines, where I'm eminently, conspicuously, qualified to be! Peter Jennings: I see. Well, carry on! Roland: Two lousy push-ups! Two!