Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 29, 1991
Transcript:
Operator: The number you have dialed has been disconnected. Mike: Huh? B.D., too? J.J.: Any luck getting through to Mark? Mike: No! And B.D.'s phone is out, too! I don't get it...oh, no...now our phone's dead! What's going on? Sal: Changing times, bro, changing times... Mike: Sal! What are you doing here? Sal: Relieving you, man. The big three are out. It's time to step aside and let fresh talent emerge. Mike: You...you can't be serious! This feature was built around us! Sal: Ancient history, bro. Nothing lasts forever. Roland: Mr. Harris, weren't you Doonesbury's most trusted associate? Zonker: Hey, I have nothing to do with this! I'm just a figurehead! Jim Andrews: I knew the kid couldn't be trusted. Duke: You don't look so good, Zeke. You feel "ill"? You look "ill." Zeke: Back off, man! I'm not sharing power with you! R. Headrest: R-r-relax, fellahs! I'm in charge, charge! Dan Quayle: I'm not, but I'm ready! Really, really ready! The coup of the supporting characters. To be cont'd.