Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 19, 1993
Transcript:
Mike: Hello? J.J.: It's me. Sorry I'm not home yet. I got lost again. Everything okay? Mike: Sure. Except our daughter has just announced she is a "tiny speck of dirt." J.J.: Really? How so? Mike: Well, she says the other kids are all smarter than she is, and nobody likes her, and she hates school. Alex: And I have stupid hair! Mike: It's a hair thing, too. J.J.: That I knew.