Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 30, 1993
Transcript:
Sid: Lay it out for me, Duke! Talk to Papa Sid! Duke: I've always had a tunnel out my cabin here, okay? So here's the plan....I start an avalanche and bury the place. Everyone thinks I've been buried alive. For 12 days, rescuers dig feverishly to reach me...At this minute, I return through the tunnel. It's the survival story of the century! We all live happily ever after! Sid: What if the hoax is discovered and you go to jail? Duke: I already sold those rights to Fox. Don't get greedy, Sid.