Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 08, 1994
Transcript:
Lawyer: This is not good. After the students, they're calling President King. Professor Deadman: King: What for? Lawyer: Probably to prove the college had a policy of high grades. We better settle... Professor Deadman: Hold it, no one told me about such a policy! You can nail him in cross-examination! Lawyer: Um... I'm not so sure. King sort of intimidates me. Professor Deadman: Intimidates you? You told me you ate white, male, anglo-saxon authority figures alive! Lawyer: Just the dead ones. I'm actually pretty shy. Professor Deadman: Great...