Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 10, 1994
Transcript:
Lawyer: President King, isn't it true that for years you've tolerated grade inflation in order to attract and keep students at Walden? King: That's ridiculous! Lawyer: And weren't you privately alarmed that when Professor Deadman broke ranks, it made the rest of your facult ylook spineless? King: Of course not! Lawyer: Sir, isn't it true that 100% of last year's senior class graduated magana cum laude or better? King: It was a great crop, dammit! Lawyer: I can imagine. Your witness.