Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 1995
Transcript:
Earl: Dad, there's got to be a way to beat the house, right? Duke: Earl, let me tell you a story... many years ago, someone you know came to this town with his life savings, a "systme" and an attitude. he cheked into the golden pigeon, and wo hours later, all he had left was the attitude. So what's the moral of that little story? Earl: Um... there's a moral? Duke: Think, kid! Earl: how should I know? None of your stories have ever had a moral before!