Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 1995
Transcript:
Waiter: Ahem. Jeremy Cavendish: What is it, my good man? Do you have a catch in your throat? Do you have a cold? Do you need a doctor? Out with it! Lacey: Goodness! Two titmice on the same outing? Jeremy: It made the Audobon News! Did I ever tell you that story? Lacey: Maybe you should save it, Jeremy dear. I think the restaurant staff would like to go home... Jeremy: You're right as usual! I'll ask the Garcon to prepare our bill. Before I do, though, let me ask you something, Mrs. D. Is it just me, or was this evening a big success - top to bottom, soup to nuts? Lacey: It's gone swimmingly, dear. None of the little upsets we've had in the past. Jeremy: Really? You truly mean it? Lacey: Of course I do, dear. Jeremy: Gadzooks! If I'd known it would go this well, I never would have forgotten my wallet! Lacey: You forgot your wallet? Jeremy: Can you believe it? We'll be laughing about this one for years to come!