Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 26, 1998
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Honey: Actually, sir, it's not really an orphanage anymore - its more like a theme home for out-of-wedlock sports kids...we've got some big names here - Johnson, Kemp, Messier - but also low-profile kids from Triple-A baseball! Duke: Very impressive, Honey. You've built quite a niche for yourself... Honey: Thanks. I'm thinking of opening it up to rock-star kids. Duke: Baby Van Halens? Not in my house, you don't!