Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 17, 1999
Transcript:
Earl: Look at dad - brash, confident, successful...How can I ever measure up? Dad, what's in that big crate in the front hall? Duke: Impeachment collectibles. I'm brokering a consignment of Monica desk thermometers. Earl: Man! You've always got so many projects going! Duke: Only way to survive, son. I've always tried to be part of my times, to seize the opportunities of the age! I remember one summer in the '80s when I was simultaneously laundering contra money for the white house, arranging kickbacks for H.U.D., and peddling junk bonds for Mike Milken! Earl: Who...that's so, so awesome, dad! Duke: Not really. Just another year at the office. Earl: But you're like Forrest Gump's evil twin! Duke: Hey, hey, none of that pedestal stuff! I don't want you coming after me.