Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 21, 1999
Transcript:
Zipper: Officer, I couldn't possibly have bought a term paper - I don't even know what one looks like! Besides, doesn't all this raise some sticky first amendment issues? Policeman: No, sir. The constitution doesn't entitle you to earn a degree fraudulently. Zipper: How about fourth amendment privacy issues? Policeman: Negative. The college owns both the computer and the network. Zipper: How about amendments 5-9, 14, 19 and 26? Policeman: Maybe 19, but you didn't hear it from me.