Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 23, 1999

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Jeff: "and for financially qualified students, we're proud to offer our extended-stay option..." "allowing students to complete their studies at a less stressful pace." Walden admissions man: So do you have any other questions about Walden, Jeff? Jeff: Not really...Walden seems like an awesome place. It's like my first choice now. I only wish I could come now instead of having to finish up at Loser High! Admissions man: Actually, Jeff, the lack of a high school diploma isn't really a problem for us.. in fact, we already have in place a program specially designed to overcome shortfalls in high school preparation! Jeff: Cool! What's it called? Admissions man: Freshman year. Jeff: Sounds great! Sign me up!