Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 2000
August 28, 2000
August 30, 2000
Transcript:
Duke: Why do we need a new slogan, Honey? What's wrong with the old one? Honey: "Absolutely nothing to lose"? Don't you think it sounds a bit desperate? Duke: These are desperate times, Honey! People all over are in pain! Honey: No, they're not, sir. These are the best economic times in 30 years! Duke: Oh. How about "absolutely everything to gain"? Honey: That sounds like you're now accepting bribes.
