Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 2002
Transcript:
Woman: My sympathies, dear. Your father was so...so... you know. Mark: Yes, I do. Thanks. Rev. Sloan: What can we say about Phil Slackmeyer? By all accounts, he was a decent golfer. He subscribed to three newspapers. And he collected tie clips. In short - a life well lived. Okay, I'm sure he had other fine qualities, but that was all I was given to work with. Chase: Mark... Mark: I canvassed everyone, I swear! That was it!
That’s what happens when you’re a jerk. Don’t be a jerk, kids, unless you want your funeral to look like this.