Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 07, 2002
Transcript:
Commanding officer: Is this right? A sprained ankle, two fractures and five cases of heatstroke? B.D.: Yes, sir! Officer: Hell, soldier, half your class is too banged up to even follow us into the field! B.D.: Yes, sir! Officer: Okay. I just got it. Good work, son! B.D.: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
If he’d taken out the entire class he’d get promoted.