Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 28, 2003
Transcript:
Teacher: Trainee Redfern! Give me an enhanced threat assessment for Syria! Jeff: Syria represents a moderate threat to US security interests. Teacher: I can't hear you! Jeff: Syria poses an imminent, direct threat to America! Teacher: I can't hear you! Jeff: Syrian nukes are pointed at Disney World! Teacher: Ooh, too far! Dial it back.