Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 23, 2004
Transcript:
George W. Bush from white house: So I'm cleared, right? By this new witness? Adviser from white house: Well, there are some problems with his story, sir... he says he saw you all summer, but you didn't even join his unit until the fall. Plus, he saw you on far more days than you were paid for. Bush: Well, this is outrageous! 800 guardsmen and nobody else saw me? What's it take to find one reliable witness? Mike: Uh... Mark, you're up! Mark: Hold on--I'm still raising money.