Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 2004
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: Good lord... sexual assault? Boopsie: Yes, and she's not the first woman to come forward. As acting coach, I can't ignore this. I'm thinking of suspending the program pending a full inquiry. Rev. Sloan: The whole football program? For how long? Boopsie: However long it takes. I know it seems drastic... Rev. Slaon: I'll say. What about the new stadium? Boopsie: We can still use it for the renaissance fair.