Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 10, 2006
Transcript:
Man: How to get through this... keep it simple, keep it simple! Class of '10! Welcome to Walden College - America's number one safety school! Here at Walden we pride ourselves on second chances, and, if necessary, third and fourth chances, assuming your bursary account is in good standing. Here you will find all the hallmarks of a great university - a thriving football program, a fully sanctioned fraternity system, state-of-the-art exercise equipment... and, if you look for them, pockets of erudition! Voice: Yo, what's erudition mean? Man: Um... it means knowledge. Voice: Do we have to know that? Like for a test? Voice: So what of our kinematics, eem and multivariable calculus requirements? You may well inquire! Alex: I'm so screwed. Meanwhile.