Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 25, 2007

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Man: Man... stiffed again! Zonker: Maybe you ought to stop spitting in their food. Man: What good would that do? Zonker: Might help you karmically. Man: So what're you recommending tonight? Zonker: I'd go with the fresh lobster, sir. Man: Fresh? How fresh? Zonker: They're waving at you from across the room, sir. They were just flown in from some place globalized! Care to select one? Man: I like the one in the bottom right corner. Woman: I'll take the one next to it. Zonker: A pair of 9-pounders! Excellent choices! Man: That come with anything? Zonker: Yes, baked potatoes, rolls, a carafe of melted butter, and all the salad you can eat! Man: Good. So what do have you got for entrees? Zonker: If you'll just follow me to the corral, sir... Woman: Don't pick anything fatty, hon.