Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 2008
Transcript:
Mark: Hmmm... he's early! His schedule must be light these days... hey, folks! Ever notice how some folks are always on time while others never are? Chronic lateness is a statement about how little regard you have for other people's time - it's disrespectful and narcissistic! At least that's what George W. Bush believes, and I agree! Say what you will about him, Mr. Bush is always punctual... unlike his predecessor, Bill Clinton, who always keeps people waiting! To show you what I mean, I've invited both men to appear as guest hosts in today's penultimate panel! Bush: What kind of word is "penultimate"? Mark: Who cares? You made it! You're right on time! Bush: I was told there'd be something here for me to break! Mark: And Clinton? You guessed it... Woman: Sorry - he's running a few panels late!