Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 01, 2010

Transcript:

Jeff: Seems peaceful enough... I wonder if the girls are educated... And the square root of 16? Woman: The answer is 4, Sorkh Razil. Man: You've educated your last female, Sorkh Razil! Jeff: "Loss... homecoming... loss." Man: What the...? Jeff: The prophet taught universal brotherhood, did he not? Man: Yes, I am so ashamed, Sorkh Razil. Jeff: DIE, EVILDOER! Man: GACK! Zipper: I like the second ending better. What's this for? Jeff: My memoirs. "The Red Rascal is teaching math to some Afghan girls... when without warning... thinking quickly, the Red Rascal starts to sing an ancient Pashtun ballad about loss and homecoming. As the intruder is overcome with emotion, the Red Rascal reaches out to him. As the intruder is overcome with emotion, the Red Rascal disembowels him."