Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 23, 2011
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Transcript:
Rick: How did this happen? He's almost 30, still living at home, no job, wasting day after day in his online fantasy world! Joanie: Rick, kids today just take longer to transition into the real world> I'm sure he'll engage soon. Jeff: And I'll need a man-cave. With a big-ass flat screen. Voice: It shall be done, Sorkh Razil!
Help me out here, folks. If Sorkh Razil is inside a cave deep in, say, the Rockies, with a B.A. flat screen (presumably an online or closed-cicuit computer monitor) how does he get signal? If he runs a line out and an antenna up, doesn’t he risk detection by the leftwing forces of evil (i.e., teachers, firepersons, etc.)? Also, wouldn’t there be encryp-decryp probs? Hopefully, under this scenario, Overkill will have world-class engineers all over it like perfumed artificial-tanning spray on Paris Hilton in mid-winter.