Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 01, 2012
Dean: Here he comes... I've got to be firm! In short, Mr. Harris, we feel it's time for you to move on. You've been at Walden long enough! Zipper: It might seem so, Dean Campbell... yet I would argue, as Thomas Jefferson did, that education shouldn't have arbitrary parameters... Mr. Jefferson believed colleges shouldn't even grant degrees, that students should just stay until they felt educated! Dean: I see. And when do you anticipate feeling educated? Zipper: One more year should do it. Dean: One more year? Zipper: Tops. Yo, it worked! Who's Thomas Jefferson? Student: The dude on the nickel.