Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 03, 2012
September 02, 2012
September 04, 2012
Transcript:
Rick: So are you guys ready for tomorrow? Joanie: Yup... I just got word that Elizabeth's speech has been locked down! Rick: Did the campaign vet it? Joanie: Of course they did! They're involved in everything. Joe Biden: Job one? A three-letter word - "jobs"! Rick: I see they're letting Joe be Joe. Joanie: No choice.
GT loves bullies. Elizabeth Warren faked Cherokee blood, thus depriving a true Cherokee of the chance to be a professor at Harvard. Warren refuses to meet with representatives of the Cherokees, whose ancestors her own ancestor helped to drive along the Trail of Tears. GT worships Warren.
GT also worships the apartheidists, who are still stealing the land and resources of the natives, thus depriving them of the chance to flourish. GT is a lot like Romney, who himself is a bully and who’s promised to do anything the apartheidists want. But GT thinks he can get away with his bullying by casting himself as Goody Two Shoes.