Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 05, 2013
Transcript:
Sam: Okay, so obviously I'm too young for Prince Harry right now. My plan is to just chat him up at first... let him get to know me, become the girl of his dreams, so after he gets through his bad-boy period, he'll come looking for me! Zonker: What if he's too late? What if by then you're trapped in a loveless relationship in L.A.? How would he find you? Sam: He'd ask his MI people. Zonker: MI-5? James Bond's outfit? Sam: They'd find me, and they could make my stupid boyfriend disappear.
Yeah, ask Di how useless they can be when you’re running about besmirching the image of the Royal Family. . . Oh, wait, that’s right, you can’t. They can become rather a bit more than ruthless if it’s needed at the moment. Queen Elizabeth has a great deal of political capital squirreled away. If she wanted something to happen, I imagine it would.