Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 16, 2013
Transcript:
Zonker: Obviously you don't recognize me, my good man. I'm Viscount St. Austell-In-The-Moor Biggleswade-Brixham! Butler: I'm sure you are, sir... but, without an invitation, I'm afraid you're just another security risk. Please move on. Sam: But I have to get in, mister. I have to! Butler: Indeed. And why would that be, miss? Sam: I'm destined to marry Prince Harry! Butler: Well, why didn't you say so? This way, miss! Sam: Yay! Zonker: Huh?
This is one of the most ridiculous Doonesbury story lines of all time.