Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 18, 2014
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Transcript:
Zonker: No, you don't know me, but I saw you declare on the tube last night, and I was wondering if you needed anyone to help you out with press relations. Ginny: Well, as a matter of fact, I am looking for a media person-- especially someone with experience in television... Do you have any such experience, Mr... uh.. Mr... Zonker: Harris. Yeah, I watch about five hours a day.
Hire the slob who follows the mob.