Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 14, 2014
Transcript:
Boopsie: B.D. I don't look anything like these women! Look how long this girl's legs are! B.D.: She's in heels, Boopsie. It's just an optical illusion. Boopsie: I dunno, B.D.,... what if my family finds out? B.D.: Not a chance! Look, Boopsie, I know how these photographer guys work... after they finish with the orange lighting and the rubber bands and the air brushing and the ice cubes, your own mother won't recognize you! Mike: Ice cubes? Boopsie: Really? Are you sure? B.D.: Hell, yes! They even give you a new name if you want!
Snowball Twenty-fourth really doesn’t work well.