Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 15, 2014
Transcript:
Referee: Time out! Coach: Oh, no, Eddie! Not again! That's the second quarterback in a row that he's clotheslined! He's going to kill us with penalties! Duke, whatever you fed that kid was way the hell out of line! Duke: I'm sorry, Coach. I must have miscalculated the dosage. Coach: Oh, my God! He's going after the ref! Duke: Go fetch my dart gun, boy.
Forfeit the game and get out of town before they start testing.