Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 19, 2014

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Coach: It's all there, Duke-- the drugs, the injuries, everything! My phone hasn't stopped ringing since the early edition hit the streets! Duke: Damn! This could be worse than the stolen playbook! How the hell did the "Post" find out, Coach? Eddie's the only one besides us who knows about it, and he's in a coma! Coach: I don't know, Duke, but if you don't track the little snitch down fast, you might as well start packing! Riley: Trouble, sir? Duke: It just came to me, Coach. Riley: It wasn't my fault, sir. They plied me with cheeseburgers.