Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 09, 2014

Transcript:

Roland: ...and so great is the danger of being fired on by the Soviet troops below, it'll be a miracle if this exclusive report ever gets out. In Khyber Pass, this is Roland Hedley. Cameraman: Okay, I think we finally got a keeper. Roland: Well done, lads! Cameraman: Need anything else? Roland: Yeah, why don't you go down the hill and get a shot of me looking over the valley. Cameraman: I thought you said there were Russians down there. Roland: Oh, hell, they won't bother you. You're press.