Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 2014

Transcript:

Roland: Mr. Duke was then dragged screaming and kicking to the gravel rooftop of the courthouse, a popular spot for disciplining former Savak agents. As yet, however, there has been no official indication that the sentence has been carried out. Certainly this reporter has heard no shots and he has kept his ears pricked. Moreover, there are now reports that sensitive negotiations may be under way in a last-ditch attempt to save the former ambassador's life. Voice: $500,000 in gold! Duke: $250,000 and that's my final offer!