Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 20, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: I'm sorry, Bernie, I just can't do it anymore. The endless training, the weeks on the circuit, the pressure of world-class competition. Why, season's just started and I'm already a basket case! I've been tanning professionally for five years now, Bernie, and frankly, I'm tired. I'm very, very tired. *sigh* Bernie. Why don't you just take a nap? Zonker: It's too late. I'd miss "Gilligan's Island."
Even back then, hardly anyone scheduled life around Gilligan