Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 24, 2015
Transcript:
Dick: A bachman's warbler! I can't believe it! What a way to make it into The 700 Club! Lacey: The what, dear? Dick: It's an elite group of birders who have seen 700 North American birds! If I see the warbler, my life list will go over the top! You have to be there! Lacey: Dick, it's 3:00am. Can't it wait? Dick: Wait? Lacey, I've been waiting to see a bachman my whole career! I'm 70 years old! The bachman warbler is nearly extinct! Lacey: Let'e not be melodramatic, dear. Dick: But don't you see? It's only a matter of time before one of us goes!
Probably not, some gun nut’s probably killed them all by now.