Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 16, 2015

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Television: Good evening. Today the governors of four New England states asked for emergency federal aid to help control growing infestations of the American preppy. Citing the threat of quarantine from neighboring states, the four governors announced a joining program to combat what is being regarded as a particularly virulent strain of wasp. Governor King of Massachusetts, whose state is hardest hit, blamed the new political climate in Washington for the proliferation of these pesky elitists. Aerial spraying is expected to commence at once.