Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 26, 2015

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Terrorist: Candy crush! Sweet! Red Rascal: Aieee! Terrorist: Uh-oh. [Sorkh Razil is creating havoc in Raqqa.] Red Rascal: Die, ISIS scum! Terrorist: Hey... wait! I know you! Red Rascal: So? Everyone knows me, fool! I'm the Red Rascal! Terrorist: No, you're not-- you're Jeff! Jeff Redfern! Red Rascal: What? Terrorist: It's me, dude! Leo Whitman! We were dormmates at Walden! Before I became radicalized! And we pledged DKE together! We're brothers for life! So you can't, like, kill me! Rick: Another dead end? Jeff: I gotta start whiteboarding my story arcs.