Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 15, 2015
September 14, 2015
September 16, 2015
Transcript:
Rick: What a nice surprise, Alice. Alice: I got an even bigger one, Rog. Guess who's getting hitched? Rick: No! Alice: Yup, to a fellow vagrant. We figured out that if we combined our social security, we could actually afford a room. He was against it at first, but then he began to see all the advantages of pooling our checks. Rick: And you think you're compatible? Alice: Oh, absolutely. We both love shelter.
There is no constitutional right for members of the moocher class to marry.