Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 18, 2015
September 17, 2015
September 19, 2015
Transcript:
Rick: So, Elmo, where'd you two crazy kids meet? Elmont: Whadda ya mean, crazy? You want crazy? Crazy is $9,609 for a wrench! Crazy is the 65 percent U.S. military pensioners who work full-time! Crazy is a $25 million F-15 that's grounded 60 percent of the time! Alice: Elmo, my sweet, calm down and just tell Rick where you met me. Elmont: I met her dumpster-diving behind Trader Vic's. Alice: A magical night. Some of the spare ribs had barely been touched!
And his hair was – perfect!