Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 29, 2015

Transcript:

Kid 1: Ha, ha! Look at that kid with no tan! Boy, is he out of it! Kid 2: Ha, ha! Zonker: Don't laugh, Tommy. The joke could be on you! Kid 1: Holy cow! It's two-time grand national tanning champ Zonker Harris! Zonker: That's right, Tommy, and I'm here to tell you only losers lie in the sun! Kid 1: But... but... I thought tanning was cool, Mr. Harris! Zonker: So did I, youngster. But then I wised up. See this "healthy glow." Take a closer look! Kid 1: Gasp! Gross! Zonker: Get smart. Cover up. Aloha.