Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 16, 2016

Transcript:

Zonker: Ladies and gentlemen, the bottom line here is that no amount of money could ever interfere with my dream of establishing a private medical practice in Southern California. Reporters: What about charity, Zonker? How does your family feel? What's the tax bite? Zonker: Hey, hey, you network boys have been hogging all the questions. Let's let the supermarket media get in a few, okay? Reporters; Zonker, about your love-child with Mrs. Gorbechev... Zonker, will you be slaying mom, co-ed, self?