Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 18, 2016
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Transcript:
Zonker on TV: That'll have to be the last question, boys! I have to get back and hit the books! Reporter: So said lottery winner Zonker Harris this morning as he returned to classes here at the academically grueling Baby Doc College of Physicians. $23 million just doesn't seem to have changed this unaffected young man and his dream of becoming a doctor. Zonker: Yo, babe! I'll give you ten grand to take my bio-chem exam! Student: Okay.
Strictly speaking, that’s “graduated last in his class”.The real last in his class probably failed.