Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 28, 2016

Transcript:

Zonker: Fine. I'll have my lawyer get in touch with yours to see if we can work something out. Thanks, Mrs. Kirby! Mike: Mrs. Kirby? Zonker, what are you doing? Zonker: What I have to, Mike. I'm going to buy Walden to preserve it for the ages. Mike: You're what? Zonker: It's bigger than you and I, Mike. I see it as a shrine to the era of communal life, and I want you to be curator! Mike: Zonker... Zonker: Just on weekends. I know you could use the money, guy. Don't be proud.