Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 24, 2016
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Transcript:
Zonker: Drug overdose? But that's impossible! Duke was a pro! Curtis: That's what I tried to tell the coroner. Zonker: There's no way Duke would O.D., no way! Unless... unless he had help! Curtis: You suspect foul play? Zonker: I don't know. Did Duke have any enemies here? Curtis: Are you serious? Zonker: Okay, did he have any friends? Curtis: Yeah, but most of us were ready to snuff him, too.
Uncle Stupid head cleaned out Duke the second he heard of his demise.