Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 26, 2016

Transcript:

Honey: What's this around his neck? Zonker: Must be his papers. "Bonjour. My name is Legume, your zombie slave. You'll find a year's supply of my controlling agent packed in dry ice near my feet. If you beat me ruthlessly upon arrival, and thereafter keep me on a low-salt diet, I should provide years of trouble-free domestic service." Duke: I don't do stables, though. I've had it with stables. Honey: Sir! Welcome home!