Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 16, 2016
Transcript:
Duke: What is this, a shakedown? I'm not greasing the Colonel enough as it is? Officer: I don't know what you're talking about, monsieur. Duke: Okay, okay, so I'm a little behind in my payments. You've made your point. Take these things off! Officer: Je regret, monsieur... Duke: You can't hold me! You haven't a shred of evidence! Honey: Found it, officer. Must be a kilo. Duke: I'll take you down with me, Honey. I swear it. Honey: I'm doing this out of love, sir.
Just Duke’s luck, he gets the only honest cop in Haiti.