Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 14, 2016
Mark: What's this thing called? Totally blanking... Oh, right. A "newspaper." We're back with our old pals Alice and Elmont for more street talk. Okay, panel, how do we feel about global warming? Any impact on the homeless? Jump ball. Elmont: I got this! First of all, anyone who's ever licked a lamppost in January knows global warming is a total crock. Besides, the whole weather system is rigged! Ever Googled wind chill "factor?" I have! Rigged like you wouldn't believe, Jack! It's all a conspiracy! A Chinese scam to get us to buy their bottled water and steaks! Mark: You know, Elmont, your time may have finally arrived. Alice: I was about to say. Elmont: Hello? It's been pulling into port for years!