Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 18, 2016
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Transcript:
Benjamin: Hi, you're watching cable Z-TV, and this is "Ask Dr. Whoopee." Tonight's topic: "Teens In Turmoil." In this age of promiscuity, what do your kids really know about the risks? We're getting answers from some actual teens like Andrea here! Andrea? Andrea: Well, like, I know AIDS is a totally bad thing to get, but my parents are like so paranoid, and it's like my life, you know? Also, like, I don't know, but I've heard sex is totally excellent. My friend Jennifer... Benjamin: Remember, these are actual teenagers!
Like, you know, I hate when people begin sentences with “so”.