Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 05, 2017

Transcript:

Duke: You're cops, aren't you? That's why you're staring at me! Well, three can play that game! Women: There he is... Duke: What the... Man: Easy does it, brother. Woman: We're here to help you. Duke: Help me? Right! And who are you? Man: Not to worry... Woman: We're social workers... Duke: Shoot me! For got'd sake, somebody shoot me! Woman: Give him a sandwich. I"ll call for the van.