Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 07, 2017
January 06, 2017
January 08, 2017
Transcript:
Duke: Orderly! Orderly! Orderly: Hey, hey, what's all the hubbub, bub? Duke: This is all a freakish mistake! I gotta get outta here! Orderly: I see. Listen, friend, there are hundreds of deranged folks on the streets of New York. Bellevue only has 28 beds for them. You should be grateful you were chosen for admission! Duke: But I'm not deranged! Orderly: Then you shouldn't be faking it. We need the bed.
It is like fighting the phone company [or any utility]: how do you prove a negative.